August 2011
Beard Compliment Translations:
“Wow, that’s a really nice beard you have.”
— I want to have sex with you.
“Are you working on growing a beard?”
— I would be extremely attracted to you if you started growing a beard.
“I hope you’re planning on growing out your beard for winter.”
— I would be DTF if you had a winter beard.
“Your beard looks good today.”
— My pants are coming off.
Bahahah! Me. I fucking love beards omg
